Definitions

By: Anonymous

Definitions

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters… 

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Smile:  A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end, and a fool on the other.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number Present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest … except that he got caugh.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into   a river.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

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About Amr Badran

An Egyptian Business Consultant and Corporate Trainer since 1997. I've trained on Management, Leadership and Soft Skills to thousands of people from many nationalities, backgrounds and professions in more than 10 countries across the Middle and Far East. Holder of an MBA and a Candidate for Doctorate in Business. Find more about my Management and Personal Skills Courses at AmrBadran.com and feel free contacting me at Amr@AmrBadran.com
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