Marriage Phases

By: Anonymous

The L Word:

  • 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
  • 6 months: Of course I love U
  • 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:

  • 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home
  • 6 months: BACK!!
  • 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:

  • 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
  • 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the colours in the living room
  • 6 years: Here’s the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:

  • 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
  • 6 months: Here, for you
  • 6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:

  • 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
  • 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
  • 6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:

  • 6 weeks: Honey muffin, don’t you worry, I’ll never hold this against you
  • 6 months: Watch out! Don’t do it again
  • 6 years: What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:

  • 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
  • 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
  • 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:

  • 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
  • 6 months: What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
  • 6 years: Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

TV:

  • 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
  • 6 months: I like this movie
  • 6 years: I’m going to watch a football match, if you’re not in the mood, go
  • to bed, I can stay up by myself.
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About Amr Badran

An Egyptian Business Consultant and Corporate Trainer since 1997. I've trained on Management, Leadership and Soft Skills to thousands of people from many nationalities, backgrounds and professions in more than 10 countries across the Middle and Far East. Holder of an MBA and a Candidate for Doctorate in Business. Find more about my Management and Personal Skills Courses at AmrBadran.com and feel free contacting me at Amr@AmrBadran.com
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